Obviously.  Got a coal roller too.

Well let’s just continue dying then. 

Are you a millennial? 

Partner, my F350 Super Duty will be just fine if that happens, and so will I.  I just don’t want to see a cadre of cyclists caught in between us no what I’m sayin.

Ten million apologies.  I... I had no idea.  By all means continue taking your chances on the road with all the distracted drivers.  Whatever you do, don’t break a nearly unenforceable civic suggestion.  

People die all the time biking the streets of Boston. The city knows this and still encourages it. Someone died outside the Museum of Science just a couple weeks ago. White bicycle now tied to a light post. People die on the Mass Ave bridge all the time. More white bicycles. In fact, I remember walking past one such…

Wakanda is for everyone.  We’re all equal. 

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Age old accusation. I take as a compliment only because of its source.

I’m sensing a little sarcasm here.  My sarcasm radar is going off.  Bigtime.

I live in Boston you goddamn burger. I am well-aware of this. Time for you to protest with your pedals and get the kind of change you deserve.

Well, at least note that I tried to save your life.  That’s my one good deed for 2018.  Just in time. 

So much text.  

Everyone makes mistakes. Drivers, pedestrians, even cyclists make mistakes. Hey, we’re only human. If I, an extremely talented and aware driver of a very big redneck truck, assume that the eternally annoying cyclist is to be in his designated cycling lane and therefore allow my attention to lapse for half a second…

Bernie and his wife should be in jail too for wire fraud.  Bernie is a criminal. 

No, it’s not that simple, Aunt Bee. How about you get your childish bikes off the road? You know full well you don’t stick to the bike lanes, assuming there is one present which is rarely the case. You wander out into the road, slowing down traffic, just having a grand old time. You think you’re so fast, going 30mph.…

Stop doing misogyny against men.

Cyclist eh? How about you fellas use the sidewalk instead of the street from now on. Hello, I am a vehicle driver and my vehicle can run right over you which is almost certainly painful and could be fatal regardless of my intent which, could be in question given my thoughts on your type.

Sorry to inform you that missionary is still the most popular position.

Haha