Congratulations to FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler for this comment on Deadspin’s blog post about LeBron James’ Instagram

When you see someone in the greys defending him, you’ll know he is fine and by a computer.

I’m referring to the post-smoking phenomenon known as “the munchies”

Plus you’ll sell more from room service

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

Netflix paid for 2016 Trainwreck Amy Schumer. They got 2017 Snatched Amy Schumer.

And after getting one, Jesus will forgive them and they’ll be right back outside the same PP yelling at all the dirty sluts going in because they’re the sinners and God hates them.

I hope so too, but they absolutely won’t. Until they need an abortion themselves.

There’s nothing that says “classy” like dissing your teenage ex for no good reason. Keep on keeping on, JT 🙄

I am so so sorry for your loss. I’ve been following your posts and I am so heartbroken for you. I am sending you love and comfort at this awful moment.

The light has gone out of my life.

Thanks for letting us know you support sexual assault.

I think that would probably be true of most, if not all, of the great Dames of British acting. Dame Helen Mirren, Dame Judy Dench, Dame Maggie Smith, Dame Joan Collins, Dame Julie Andrews etc

“Dear, I’m sorry but I left my opera glasses at home. Now run along.”

I rarely shave my armpits, from laziness, but I want to go shave my armpits right now.

You dolt, you’re not also accounting for the fact that our racist system is much more likely to pardon white people while convicting Black folks. Your “statistics” are fundamentally flawed, because they only account for people found guilty.

here...use mine.

The Beckies are coming!

“we could still comfort ourselves with the reminder that we’re not as bad as white men”

Not just The Root. Every non-Cis White Heteronormative person is going to be watching this one just waiting for the inevitable #NotAllWhiteWomen remarks.