His head says hobbit, his body is a giant. I think Samwise got some on the road to mount doom.

He crossed the “it’s just a legal defense” line when he allowed his lawyer to use her name in open court, like 6 times. And if you read his police statement, it wasn’t his first “sexual transgression”

Imma make a t-shirt that says “UNSUITABLE DICK COZY”

I can’t with the trolling anymore. Gaslighting is coming at everyone from every direction. I just can’t feel the humor anymore

You just did something brave and important.

I’m ashamed of my fellow Arizonans. I’m totally getting on the jury the next time I’m called in.

yeah, a 529 for my never-born isn’t going to help my tax burden 

Good lord, you cling hard

Bet I don’t hate you nearly as much as every woam you know in real life.

if I say I’m going to punch you in the face and then do it, did you let me? Or was I just quicker, more powerful and faster than you?

Your hair meatballs are full of extra brain

these number don’t take into account things like my state (AZ) cutting the number of polling locations being cut by more than half. I’m never going to co-sign your point. It isn’t “minorities”

Voter suppression isn’t just gerrymandering

I wonder, how I can use it? At 50 can I write off my “unborn child”? Who’s in charge of proving I didn’t have a miscarriage between filing my taxes and the birth of my fetus?

Naw, it’s not “minorities”

They are all about SAYING it, not doing it

Boob tape

Acknowledge your behavior, then keep it stepping’

This is all kinds of right

He is so fucking lucky! She’s a treasure