My cul-du-sac is nicknamed “the sac”. It’s party in the sac all the time. There is a fb page.

Have you seen his sandcastle skills?

Who are these people you see who are sucking off the system with their back problems?

I’d take the toothbrush over The Donald.

“Yeah, doing your boyfriend has really upped my body confidence.”

Watch your drink, girl. You don’t want to end up in the dumpster.

Shaw punches down. It’s not fun.

Whoever produces Shaq’s pieces is totally stealing this.

Double fuck him for loving Depeche Mode. May that name never come out of his nazi mouth again.

Nope. It’s because they are raised by pathetic men

NO NO NO NO NO. I’m all for providing the vision impaired ways to navigate the streets, but these bumpy sidewalks, especially when they slope down at the corner of a street to cross, are a major fall hazard for people using walkers. The elderly fall because of these things all the time! It seems this helpful…

Then shouldn’t random women in the White House turn up orange, too? Poor KellyAnn. No way he turns her orange. After all, she isn’t half his age.

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There was still plenty of agricultural land in Huntington Beach, Westminster and Fountain Valley into the early 80's.

Back then it was all Disneyland and strawberry fields

RUDY!!!!!!

So? Go

Never not funny!!!!!

True, but at some point between 13 and 27, they will want to stab you. The rest of the time? Eye daggers right to the feels

1. Don’t breed irresponsibly