I hope she took a truck ton of tickets and then set them on fire.

It’s also weird that no one says to his face... Dude, you just made that shit up.

Because when the terminator came from the future to save us, all he did was take over the bad man’s job on tv.

I’m a zillionaire and would never buy a dress off the rack at a dress shop. That’s what lowly billionaires do. I’m pretty sure millionaires fashion their clothes from things they find in the forest.

My mom does this. It seems she wants to remember her life as being more positive than it has been, herself being kinder, etc. Anyone who opposes her with facts can shut up, GTFO, or die. Of course, she doesn’t have nuclear weapons or dudes with guns guarding her, so opposing her isn’t life threatening.

I need to hear this story... do tell.

i’d read that

Zooka with his mohawk he grew all on his own!

Jeff Hornacek said it years ago. When you add a star to win a championship, you have 2 seasons max before the “I need more touches” meltdown happens.

Summation of the PEOTUS statement.... no take backs, losers

here’s your star for making me cry 🌟

Triple is my max. I have no other fuckable orifices.

Correct. These are culottes, or maybe gauchos

double fuck everything

I feel like my pretend, idealized mom is leaving me

very, very similar

Why dump your shit here when you could be reading about your favorite marginalized demographic of helpless young men someplace else?

Me, too. Only took me ten years of marriage before I trapped him with my pregnancy.

He needs to get caught mocking the stupid white middle class people who voted for him

I want to change my party affiliation to Repub so when I email my senators they care. And I want to protest the wall with MEXICO PAYS signs.