If you want to cut out the middleman of higher cognitive though, I will be manufacturing a line of clutches that say BASIC on them and selling them for only 500 dollars.

Ooooo I hope their estates sue. That would be so much fun to watch.

Poor Nas, always the bridesmaid.

I wouldn’t call that “storming” off so much as maybe “bounding off?” That guy has a serious spring in his step.

You could always just change your headline to “Young Woman Drops a Slightly Younger Woman”

do you think kumail would date me? cause i wanna date him harddddd.

I’m getting tired that the only way Ani could have been damaged was because of some sexual assault. Can she just be a person who isn’t that into relationships and is pissed off for the sake of being pissed off. Can’t we just have an ornery lady who wants to stab dudes in the junk because that’s how she was born, not…

Oh Christ. Parent of an Atticus checking in. I give zero fucks.. It was the only name we could agree on (we didn’t name him after Atticus Finch). It flows well with his middle name. Dunzo.

I have been saying this for years. YEARS.

Common can get it.

That man is so gorgeous, it hurts my soul.

My first exercise in “Gladenfreude”: Britney Spears looks amazing and her boys are adorable.

Now I know my continued fear of leaving my legs hanging off the bed at night is totally acceptable.

No home but FOUR cellphones? o_o

Disagree, “Real World” was amazing at the beginning but it’s dead now, so so dead.

Because White People aired on MTV, a channel which has unceremoniously and methodically pushed itself out of the cultural conversation with tone-deaf programming, this documentary started behind the eight ball.

Why aren’t people advertising the good stuff - like hamburgers. Cause that’s what I really want for breakfast. I’m trying to be good.

I enjoy my false outrage as much as the next person, but do you really think these people stood idly by as someone killed themselves or were they simply unaware of what was going on until it was too late?

Hey, if I’m paying 95 dollars for a Guacamole platter, that shit’s getting finished even if it’s me jumping.

I’m noticing a trend with your thoughts on cheating.