Same here, I rarely actually carry but because of that I feel like I’m hyper-cognizant of the safest way to carry and wearing the smartest/safest outfits I can.

I see your 2013 and raise you 2008.

Baddie Winkle is simultaneously the best and worst name ever.

Okay so I’m a lady with a CCW who has been tempted to purse carry in the past and can I just say for the record DO NOT FUCKING PURSE CARRY. Can’t wear your gun with that outfit but want to carry? Change your outfit. This could happen, someone can reach into your purse and accidentally discharge the weapon (like the…

NO. It is a thing that only people who are big into makeup do. These people have a THICK layer of makeup on their faces, and probably look a little weird in person. Strictly an advanced-level look.

Nailed it. That’s it, that’s all. <3

My reaction to all this new knowledge from this thread:

When customers want a refund, their response is anything but measured. I’ve had customers accuse me of “facilitating corporate genocide” for describing a returns policy. American shoppers cannot distinguish between $64 (which is a really shitty thing to lose, I agree) and the Armenian Holocaust.

scientology is like if mean girls and jonestown had a baby.

You just described my cousin’s kid, but he is not a scientologist. Just a bad parent.

I was really sad when I found out that Beck was a scientologist.

This plot is easy to follow, sure it requires a bit of listening and thinking though

I agree. It’s actually trying so hard to be cool that it’s dull. One thing tho...did the cops end up shooting that poor guy who was taken hostage by the dealers near the end? It looked like Det. Velcoro shot him to get him out of the way...

It really fucking bothers me. It seems so calloused to go and make a big stupid Hollywood blockbuster in a place where people are being killed every fucking day. Unless they are giving the profits of this movie to aid refugees in the area or buy arms for the militias fighting ISIS or just SOMETHING other than lining…

During airport delays, I now randomly sign copies of my book This might be one of the greatest pranks ever.

Can we talk about how that bloated link pimping affiliation has ruined Kinja?

“Observe three paintings carefully. Mix them well in your head.” Either Yoko is having a moment of clarity or I am not because this actually makes (some) sense to me.

I’m not kidding — I need someone to translate the first line of Cher’s tweet for me.

Really? REALLY?

I just want to give Lea Michele all the hugs in the world.