Can’t they just get most of the original cast to play themselves at this point?

They look exactly like the type of people I would have thought run Whole Foods.

never, EVER trust a hippie

But how will I fell superior to people if I can’t shop at Whole Foods? :(

Everyone calls it Whole Paycheck. No one calls it Whole Check except for Jezebel.

No one really NEEDS to shop there. I’m sure we would all survive if we all shopped somewhere else.

Agreed. I hope they find out a gay man (me) is admiring them.

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

those are some pretty good butts tho

Size 0 doesn’t make any goddamn sense. Zero is null value—it means and stands for nothing! If something is a size 0, it shouldn’t even exist. I know this is sort of a This is Spinal Tap-type problem to have with this (i.e., griping about 0 being “a thing” is like being befuddled by why the amp goes to “11” rather just…

My reaction was pretty much-dude, you’re proud of your decision to do that?

I am guessing he is a giant narcissicist. Especially after Gone Girl’s success.

i really don’t understand why, but this saddens me.

yawn.

Usually, since you’re gray, I wouldn’t bother. But. I’m in a mood.

Charlize isn’t a starlet. She’s a grown ass Oscar winner who knows better (at least now). She doesn’t need him for work.

Minka Kelly? Really tho? I always thought that was just what we called Leighton Meester when she goes overboard on the self-tanner.

Team Kanye. Demi did it first and did it best. Everyone else needs to have a seat.

I’m refusing to acknowledge this tweet as full-on shade until Judge Kara rules that it is so. Just saying.