Nice day for it.

was wondering “oh has donny said anything dumb about gay marriage yet today” and i’m a little upset he hasn’t yet, at least we get this on health care

Ramos waisted his time

$$$$$ =/= class.

I’ve had my hair touched, too. The fucking security theatre is getting massively out of hand.

Regarding all of this, am I to believe he’s straight from his statement?

she posts pics of them working out together on insta or fb and im like YOU ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ME WORKING OUT THAN WHEN I AM ALL GLAMMED UP

Once I saw Joe in person and it was like everyone in the room was instantly ugly. I can’t even imagine my self-esteem recovering if I saw the two of them together.

I would have inappropriate life altering and possible muscle straining sex with both of them.

My favorite hollywood couple. So much beauty, its like looking at the sun

Darren Criss apologized for those offensive trans remarks.

Kanye West fashion advice: dress like you are stuffed sausage in plastic

Considering who’s holding the sign, I strongly suspect this is really about ethics in gaming journalism.

her smile says she concedes the point.

I am almost ashamed to admit that at 49 and no blushing violet when it comes to sex or porn, it never occurred to me that this might be a thing.

Call me drastic but isn’t the normal response to this situation to want to chop his dick off? Or at least Carrie Underwood style personal property destruction? I’m not saying you would/should act on those feelings but as someone that has been blindsided by a long distance cheater I can speak from experience that my…

Of course, he ALREADY has a story ready for his wife about “this crazy ex who won’t let go”.

Fragile Rock or Fraggle Rock?

You like me! You really like me! Nearly five years after the shart heard 'round the world, I am so glad my fellow Jezebel guys & gals can laugh at my misfortune. If I knew then that one day the internet will be laughing along with me, I would have been really chill about it. Thanks y'all!