There was a time when he wouldn’t have done it because he’s not licensed to treat people. He cared less and less about stuff like that as he aged.

I already posted this above but it’s even more suitable here. My father was a rural mountain vet who once had to treat a cat that had been pulled from a coyote’s mouth by its owner. And because it was 3 AM and the middle of Nowhere, Mountainsville, he then did first aid on the owner.

I’m 43 and was asked yesterday if I have any grandchildren. :/

My father was a rural mountain vet and once had to get out of bed at 3 AM to treat a cat that had been attacked by a coyote, then do first aid on the cat’s owner because he pulled it out of the coyote’s mouth.

And why is he wearing a mop on his head?

Look at it this way: at least they’re setting the bar low.

If A’s lame enough to let George sabotage your relationship, you’re better off without her.

Also, the women who came back repeatedly, having tested something like 8 men and still hadn’t found the father. How much spare time do you have that you have time to fuck 8+ different guys in one month? I’m pretty slutty myself but have a full time job and other such responsibilities and I think the most I’ve managed…

This is what I would say to myself while watching it: “Wha...? I don’t... this is not rocket science. If you fucked that guy during the cycle in which you conceived, he is potentially the father. If not, he is not. IS THIS BECAUSE OF ABSTINENCE ONLY EDUCATION???”

I enjoyed some of these talk shows during their heyday in the 90s because watching the guests made me feel better about myself. Then I met a Swede who told me Jerry Springer was huge in Sweden and most of his compatriots believed Americans were actually like that. I haven’t watched a single one since. (Except some…

I work in one of these states and recently read interviews with the gubernatorial candidates. Most of them claimed to be pro-religious freedom when it comes to abortion and gay marriage but that went right out the window when the faith healing exemption laws* came up. XD

Maybe I always point this out because I work in pretty niche profession. But this can be profession specific. I remember being hounded by a friend in a pretty different field to stop applying for open jobs and network. Because she never got a job by applying but by knowing people who had an open position. Whereas in…

I was stunned when I swapped a sturdy, old sedan for a Wrangler and my insurance went down a bit. Granted, I’m old and female but still did not expect that.

A lot of this thread was covered by George Carlin (on, I believe, What Am I Doing in New Jersey?, circa 1984): “A lot of these people think that buying a safe car excuses them from the responsibility of learning to drive the goddamned thing!”

I love how this page of comments is basically a bunch of people telling Seneca to fuck off. :D

“Money doesn’t buy happiness” is something poor people say to feel a little better about being poor.

I don’t know who said it, but they said it well: Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it buys off a lot of unhappiness.

Walking in them is a ridiculous amount of work. Walking is not supposed to be that hard.

This incident came up in my Facebook memories today and I had forgotten it was actually four stitches.

I once came this close to stabbing my cat in the neck when a knife slipped while opening a box. :(