Search area was restricted to a 100 mile radius as soon as police heard it was a Dodge.

...so a Chrysler dealership lot?

Good drugs in Baltimore?

I’d like to be rendered incapacitated by rum exposure right now

Beelzeboot made him do it. Or maybe it was just Scott, that guy’s a dick.

“Holy fuck.” - Me when the landing gear was shown for the first time.

And here I thought the best thing you drove was the wedge between Sergio and FCA.

I guess California wants to leave the biggest car ban footprint.

“Alright girls, I want a quarter of you to look pleased you’re here, another quarter to look somewhat surprised, and the last half hold your hands near your head in a way that says “statutory, what’s that mean??”

I legit slept on the couch for a month after buying an AMG-GT without telling my wife.

So some important person at Ford was thinking, “What should we name our EV division? We’ve got to compete with Tesla, and customers need to know that we’re competing with Tesla. If only there were some historical figure who was basically Tesla’s nemesis...”

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.

Come on Sergio, it could be ANY of your products.

FCA would like to sell you a car slightly less reliable than your flooded out Harvey car. Prego!

“...she paid a very steep price for something she readily admitted...” after failing a drug test because she and her team, uh, failed to click a link that would have told her that the drug was banned? Listen, I’m actually high right now, so I don’t want to get all holier-than-thou, but she readily admitted using…

It’s the car for people who got thrown in the back of one upon arrest, and it imprinted on them. A sort of auto-Stockholm syndrome.

So here’s what I gather from this information.

I see these and always think “Wow, GM wasn’t even trying”

This is America now. People are looking for every single possible way to be something can be offensive. It is really exhausting.

This is unbelievably dumb, this is an event that has gone on for multiple years and is well known. You can’t plan for neo nazis plowing a crowd with your vehicle a year+ in advance.