Have you tried boarding from it’s butt hole?

Really, dude? Let me unearth and dust off an ancient proverb I had assumed everyone has known for decades: don’t feed the trolls.

Reverse: LOL Dick Hatch

1st Gear - $80,000 for a Depression Gray SUV and I have to pay a monthly subscription to use on-board features. Sounds awesome, where can I sign up?

The less this website talks about things it doesn’t understand, the better.

Wish.com Landrover? 

Let’s be real here the bar to surpass iDrive is so low it’s practically underground.

I’ll tell you what though, Mercedes knows how to make beautiful shapes from the rear angles, like man that is simple yet gorgeous.

It’s spelled Hayden but it’s pronounced Ashleigh.

Not really any sympathy.

I’d be ok with that.  Should probably switch to the low sodium ramen, though.

“Hi I’m Ricky Bobby, and if you don’t chew Big Red, then fuck you.”

We’re also rude, you jackass.

See, no one gave a flying fuck what the gender of your kid was people. 

So you’re saying Mitsubishi should buy a corvette and date a stripper?

When can I buy on on Wish?

This is no less stupid than all the grown ass adults in my neighborhood that own $20k golf carts to just drive to the pool and the mailboxes. It’s crazy to think these people lived through the last recession. 

When she texts you that her parents aren’t home:

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”