My dad wanted to order a 991 Turbo S, got the non-stop run around from the huge Porsche dealer in Bellevue, called up the one in Bellingham (Roger Jobs), they couldn’t have been more professional and courteous, drove up there and put his order it with zero fuss and bull. When I was looking for a Cayman, went right to…

Most humans age a lot in 20 years. Some even go from an infant to a fully grown adult!

Bruh, a pound of the good herb comes with every Mustang to slooooooooooooooow you dooooooown man. Hitting pedestrians? Naw man, I’m...fuck, still hitting pedestrians.

“all new Mustangs will get Line Lock”

All I want to see is a 5 minute long burnout... I mean that’s like 1 of the Demon’s 2 purposes— burnouts and drag racing.

Wait. What was I doing? Oh yeah. Work. I guess I should get back to it. Thanks a lot Stef. ;)

Never google Tranny Honey at work. Even if it is to prove to the intern that it exists and may help limp his 1999 Pontiac Sunfire to graduation....

Seriously though, who’s going to come even close to 10k miles per year in that car. The odometer doesn’t meter when its on a rollback.

Well that’s just like your opinion, man.

...to be honest, what exactly is it offering at this point that the Chevy Bolt doesn’t also have?

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Does this mean I’ll feel the need to drive my Focus again after an hour?

As an Air Force guy, is “fishy” some Navy brevity word?

 Careful Tom, you’re dangerously close to insinuating that people should be held accountable for their own actions rather than just blaming someone else...

Parental system* They are ultimately in charge of what their child learns. Not some employee of the state.

The fact that the math isn’t easy for a lot of people is a failure of our education system.

On a car that did as badly as the 200, it comes off a bit insecure.

Get new co-workers. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

In the future, demolition derbies will consist of 3 year old Chryslers. The safety technology won’t work and the owners will love seeing their cars destroyed.

D.B. Pooper