To be fair, I think Applebees is for people who disdain eating food.

I am a late GenX early Milennial (1981) with 2 kids. This car appeals to me. The trunk should be big enough for the occasional family duties.

And infinity sounds a lot like illuminati. Illuminati confirmed!

it is officially known on the web now as f8 of the furious or F8F (looks close to F&F no?)...

Fast and furious is the nickname she’d give me...well maybe just the Fast part...

I think I’m on to something here...

And you would be the coolest dude on your block.

Looks vintage, might wanna keep her panties on unless you have a machete handy

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

I need to go buy a pound of butter and some 6 gauge nutcrackers.

B-21 Boomerang

This will only add $500 (- $900) to the cost of every car put out.

Low income new car buyers? LOL.

How long will this take to be ubiquitous? Oh, 25 years or so.


Feelgood law. That’s all it is.

Naïveté showing here, but: how did humanity get to the point where legislation has to be made for this issue?

How about a free case of birth control pills with every car purchase? If you can’t remember your kid, you don’t NEED a kid.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Here’s another one:

I tried to buy one on Forza 6. The game returned an error stating that I couldn’t buy it unless I already owned a Ford GT. I cried myself to sleep.

OF COURSE the million mile Toyota Tundra is beige.

Cool article, but I think the craziest part of the slushbox has been omitted... the valve body.