You’re the guy who thought a fake horse head needed to be on the first cars.

I have a 2004 and 2019 Camry side by side. They’re pretty much the same (even the color), except for electronic stuff I don’t care about.

Instead of spinning into pedestrians, it will roll over onto them.

Have you seen the Hot Version episode where DK drives the new NSX?? DK was so gracious, even though the car’s terrible!

Trace buster buster

EVO is the better driver’s car, but poorly subsidized by crappy base Lancer.

Except that the 1ZZFE in that config is known for blowing itself up.

That torque dip is not linear.

Sienna, definitely. Just about 300hp, and only comes in automatic.

Cops? I thought it was politicians and celebrities?

Audiological sex? You mean aural sex.

What’s wrong with cut-off denim shorts?

Just because it’s junk doesn’t mean it was the cheapest solution. This is the government, so more likely over budget and over time.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you a FWD car, go learn how to drive it? Absolutely, and have fun, and make it more fun. But it’s still a lemon, not filet mignon!