glockbarium
HolyMackarel
glockbarium
Dec 29 2015
14

all I want in the world is a new HD Metroid. Give me at least an HD Prime Trilogy, geez. I’ve been playing the SD one on Wii U and it’s still awesome (and gorgeous, even in SD), but man... make it HD pretty please.

Dec 25 2015
63

When I was a kid I used to mix together shampoo, conditioner, hand lotion, Drano or whatever else was available near the bathroom sink and imagine I was doing science. These “what hot-thing will do to objects” videos are more or less along the same lines as what I did Read more

Dec 23 2015
18

Good for Philip Rivers. This is the first year he’s chosen to be paid in actual U.S. currency instead of sacramental wine and bread.

Dec 9 2015
375

“Alcoholism is a disease. But it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, you are an alcoholic! Dammit Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn’t sound right.” Read more

Dec 2 2015
37

He was a completely unknown quantity to me when it was announced that he was taking over John Stewart’s chair on the Daily Show. I was definitely willing to give him a fair shake (because, hey, remember when John Oliver took over for Stewart during that long hiatus a few years back and completely killed it?). Read more

Nov 25 2015
2

Yep, a one in a billion off-the-helmet catch is proof they cheated.

Nov 23 2015
604

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

Nov 19 2015
51

The episode they did with the frat-guy aliens is one of the greatest I’ve ever seen. It’s so fucking perfect. Look it up if you haven’t seen it.

Nov 13 2015
28

A month before the drop? That sucks but you know what they say, shit happys.