all I want in the world is a new HD Metroid. Give me at least an HD Prime Trilogy, geez. I’ve been playing the SD one on Wii U and it’s still awesome (and gorgeous, even in SD), but man... make it HD pretty please.

Hopefully lodged somewhere in Tony Hawk’s colon.

When I was a kid I used to mix together shampoo, conditioner, hand lotion, Drano or whatever else was available near the bathroom sink and imagine I was doing science. These “what hot-thing will do to objects” videos are more or less along the same lines as what I did

Good for Philip Rivers. This is the first year he’s chosen to be paid in actual U.S. currency instead of sacramental wine and bread.

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

He’s not quite the Puigilist TMZ made him out to be.

I’m not saying they’re bad movies. I’m saying they’re fucking awful movies.

“Alcoholism is a disease. But it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, you are an alcoholic! Dammit Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn’t sound right.”

He was a completely unknown quantity to me when it was announced that he was taking over John Stewart’s chair on the Daily Show. I was definitely willing to give him a fair shake (because, hey, remember when John Oliver took over for Stewart during that long hiatus a few years back and completely killed it?).

Yep, a one in a billion off-the-helmet catch is proof they cheated.

“Case closed?”

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

Let’s consult an expert on the subject, Bridget Moynahan.

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE GIF PARTY!

The episode they did with the frat-guy aliens is one of the greatest I’ve ever seen. It’s so fucking perfect. Look it up if you haven’t seen it.

A month before the drop? That sucks but you know what they say, shit happys.

Splatoon has been the most fun I’ve had with a game in years.

To be “that guy”, Ortiz hits left-handed

I hate to be “that guy” but I feel a strange compulsion...

I almost screamed watching this in class. Horrifying.