I don’t want to know what happening anywhere other than a two foot radius around me.

This will be a disaster. The Red Sox never learn.

your family is so lucky to have you around for the holidays

when i read that he was retiring i figured it was an on the spot, “i’m not playing tonight because i suck” type of thing.

i guess you didn’t read the comment i was responding to

what a feeling!

they don’t count

i usually smoke weed, then say “what?”

totally man. they’ll never win a super bowl after spygate, its been proven!

so you know no walkthrough was taped right? that story was bogus, but by all means, keep spreading the misinformation.

i hate diane keaton

What a terrible list.

Two pairs is not nearly enough if you’re an active person. If you can get away with only two pairs of sneakers you need to expand your activities.

Remember Freedom Fries?

Greg Hardy just found out about tupac.

Which temple did wolf link get neutered in?

Had eastyy properly used ‘than’ rather than ‘then’ he would get the stars.

Did you not already have all this?

Yes you do.

Definitely grows on you. Snead.