so hard to lay off the high stuff

only to be caught in a trap by melissa mccarthy? i dont think so.

She’s terrible. This movie has Harold Ramis spinning in his grave.

One of these days an ump is going to get decked

Rumor has it he’s signing with the 76ers

they turned down four first found picks to take frank the tank......

I’ve been identifying as a Kalahari bushman for about an hour and a half now, and i am totally outraged at your intolerance to our culture.

this is a war against Kalahari bushman culture!

that baby getting crossed up will never get old. Those kids are geniuses

You rock Evan! Thank you for posting this.

why not?

incredible

That 12 year old must be a real douche.

Announcing a new Mario Tennis is enough for me. I nearly passed out.

thank you! one answer is enough for me.

I try to be a big tipper, but I always struggle on whether or not to leave a tip when picking up take out food. Should I tip the girl at the desk who didn’t do much more than hand me a bag and ring me up? Is she more deserving than the cooking staff who actually prepared the food? Anxiety inducing.

nobody would ‘of’ done anything, but they would ‘have’. That is the most glaring mistake from your post.

no probably not. I may stop playing for the day since I’ve got nothing on the line. but i certainly wouldn’t flop around like a fish. sorry for had to see you hero lebron do that. it must have crushed you

more likely he’s a big baby

I’ve had longer marathons but the most disturbing is when Uncharted 3’s release coincided with a very slow Halloween 2011. When I returned home from picking up the game after midnight I began playing with the bowl of candy beside me. When my girlfriend came home that afternoon I was covered in dozens of Reese’s Cup…