“There’s no jewelry to give you a clue about social status”

I’m sure there is. It’s a good thing I wasn’t talking about them in my comment.

As much as I role my eyes at the people with puritanical feelings for porn, there is something to be said about the people who are attracted to this industry. Regardless if this accusation is true or not (I’m inclined to believe it is), it is 1000 percent plausible. That and the cartoonishly rampant racism the porn…

And dont forget boxing with coily arms. Nintendo really has its finger on the pulse of what consumers are clamoring for

Nintendo back to classic Nintendo form I see. I was expecting the other shoe to drop and last night’s presentation did just that. WiiU2 ahoy

Yeah, I got that. One of the not-really-that-funny-so-you’re-not-entirely-sure-if-you’re-reading-a-joke-at-first-blush jokes Jezebel writers through the ages have been enamored with.

JEZEBEL: Khloé! Thank you so much for chatting with me today.

Hype

Boooooy. I was getting ready to post a fire comment about an almost entirely white network of bloggers claiming the title of an ostensibly black website as their own. It’s a good thing I recognize The Root’s logo or else I’d have looked foolish.

Jason, I’m happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is going to be the greatest video game of all time, of all time!

Of course someone is going to find some way to rationalize this, of course

ungreyed

“I’m just at work trying to stay busy” vs. “Not right now, I’m too at work.”

The Nicki Minaj picture underneath this post of her looking up with a “these assholes” expression on her face is kind of perfect. I would do a screenshot, but I’m too at work right now to risk it. 

And there are people who will swear up, down and sideways that William F. Buckley won.

“I went to Howard because I like rap music”

I tell the two symbols apart with a mnemonic device that associates the arrow pointing up with an erect penis. I know I’m not the only one who does this, at least I hope not.

To mouth breathers who lack the prerequisite critical thinking skills to discern between someone’s freedom to write a book and the responsibility of main stream publishers to not legitimize hate speech with money and a prominent platform, sure I do sound like a nazi.

“We have always published books by a wide range of authors with greatly varying, and frequently controversial opinions.”

Not comparable in any way shape or form, but i see what you’re trying to say