Jesus Fucking Christ.

Hopefully we get a lot on his mouth kissing his son and him taking nearly a million dollars last year with the ppp loan. 

A male Paltrow, but a conservative is actually worse. And Paltrow is more than enough bad with grifter pseudoscience BS.

As someone who was on the Tom Brady bandwagon when he was just the second-best quarterback at Michigan, the dude has gotten so fucking weird over the years. He’s like the male Gwyneth Paltrow when it comes to carnival barking for pseudo-scientific wellness crap, and he’s got this bizarre, BDSM-esque commitment to…

Two words: anti vaxxer

Looking at you Tim Cook and woody allen.

Justin is just a douche. Every few years he’ll get caught up in some unambiguously racist or sexist mini scandal. However, vis a vis the Britney thing, she’s the one who cheated on him. She’s not the victim there. Maybe Justin shouldn’t have told the world about it (the Cry Me a River video) but I don’t defend…

As the doc nicely put it he's been slut shaming his way to the top since 1998.

One thing we can all agree on, Fuck Justin Timberlake. Anti vaxxing, misogynistic white trash.

I’m too lazy to do the actual research on number of records sold/profit to the labels off women vs men, but that line seemed like revisionist history when I read it too.

Sure have him. Bring along Dewey, Reese, Francis, and the rest of the cast from Malcolm in the Middle, too.*

I know I’m not alone in finding Tom Holland just that little bit of an irritant. The thing is, now he’s actually gone and said it, you know that some fucking idiotic fanboi is going to start a Twatter campaign to get him into the role and some equally moronic studio fuckwit is seriously going to consider putting him…

Fuck, yeah, ARRIVAL. I love AA, and I’d love her even more if she just indirectly acknowledged this probably isn’t the movie for which she should receive an award, and just skipped the whole thing.

Jared Leto got a nomination for The Little Things so this entire awards slate is hereby invalidated.

The problem with actor awards is that they’re based on one episode...so someone that does consistently fabulous, but generally pretty low-key work, has a hard time getting noticed.

What the actual fuck does Rhea Seehorn have to do to finally get some goddamn accolades. Or at LEAST a nomination.

Because champagne.

I mean, with the Golden Globes it’s not even about the projects that caught the voters’ fancy; it’s about the projects the HFPA thought would earn them the most gift baskets and entice the biggest stars to attend their fancy awards show. It amazes me that every year people complain about the silly choices and snubs as…

It's the New Hampshire Primary/Iowa Caucus of award shows. It tells us very little.

Can someone explain to me why, exactly, we keep pretending the Golden Globes are any more worthy of attention that the dozens of other ceremonies that hand out awards to whatever movies and TV shows caught the voters’ fancy over the past year?