I agree with all your points. I actually thought there was some sort of code that regulated imbibing alcohol or whatever while people were on air but I guess not.

Adelaide, SA. If you know anything about Adelaide you will know it is a backwards dump of a city which no one, not even the people who live here, want to put any money or effort into. It's not the worst place to live, but casual racism is par of the course here and don't get me started on the anti-feminist mentality…

Because of this guy!

What about this? It's like a cross section of pure delight.

Lil Kim's Hardcore is a good staple.

You are ingenious. That is what I do when I overcook caramel - I just spread it out on baking paper and make buttery toffee!

One of my eyes is crying tears of laughter, the other is crying my White Tears of misplaced outrage.

You: Hey, do you have a fully functional frontal lobe?

Stupid fucking cookie!!

My mum is German, my father is Asian and sometimes my mother and I speak German in public and I always get funny looks. Like, "Huh, wuh, you're speaking in not Chinese, but huh, wuh?"

Well technically I'm half white, but try telling that to people who are all in my face (Eurasian??? Oh ur-asian?... YOU'RE ASIAN! Yes, yes you are!) but I'm actually in Australia instead of the U.S. :3

Frankly, that is an incentive to me ;)

May I join?

I'm looking at the kitty. I am looking at the kitty and I will do whatever she asks. Does kitty want me to go across the street and get her some orange sherbert? Okay. Anything for kitty.

Waiting for Hard Boiled Wonderland to arrive, then onto The Gender Delusion :3

You forgot the "eating tiny baby fish explosions means I'm better than you" roe.

You haven't been shopping until you get to overhear someone's conversation in which they use the phrases "crackwhore slut" and "dick slappin'" and then get lectured on how to stack your items on the conveyor belt by an elderly person who also asks you where you come from (no really, WHERE do you COME from) and how can…

I get that too. Like, I think "What if they bite me or my family so I have to kill it", but at the same time they still have a function and what makes their lives any less valuable in the grand universe and all that. A lot of people feel the same sort of way, but I think we can all agree on poisonous ants being little…

Listen to ambient or soundtrack music on the drive and keep twitching a little so your bum doesn't fall asleep. That way you can imagine the world around you is inhabited by crazy night robots as you take the drive back, but still be ready to get out and run if infact you didn't imagine that at all or you discover…

A big bowl of spite! >:D