But! But he's Australian! Everybody knows there's no black people in Australia! Duh! Ayers rock!

And Amber Lamps needs to be in there too!

Don't forget those cursed ghost monkeys.

On a related note, my father pretty much said exactly that to my brother a few years ago when bro was trying to get a job in the same office as him. So yup, your theory holds water.

I loved "She's The Man" when I was a little younger! That movie + "What A Girl Wants" + "Step Up" + "Honey" were some of my tween staples. And Amanda Bynes seemed so down to earth and charming, it makes me sad that she isn't basking in glory :(

Oh god, remember when he played Reba in one of those SNL shorts? Ugh. He deserves better than that.

There you go.

Those little English human-gremlins are sooo cute!

Don't you dare forget the vomit glitter! It will not grow without vomit glitter!

Me too, Ali Waller. Me too.

That's exactly what I think as well! I hate that Hollywood is playing it safe all the damned time (re-releasing Titanic in 3D? Oh no, just no.)

Uh, my sister used to do this with her dog - like, hold bits of food between her mouth and let her dog eat it. I have more problems with that than I do with this.

Hey man, I can think a sugar-coated foot is the best candy in the world, but that doesn't make it so!

Cool. My mother's side is predominately German/Czech and black salted licorice and dark chocolate is like a religion to them. I dunno, maybe I missed those affinities in my genes.

Your words speak to me. Right in my soul, past my sugar-scraped gums.

Welcome to America motherfuckers! Where we got your eagles and your foxes and your domesticated cats and freekin' snow right at your front door, all for free! (Although a Bruce Springsteen will cost you.)

BAD food that wil make me SKINNY?!

I seem to be the only one who doesn't think her pregnancy has lasted for forever. But even so, nine months is still a pretty long time, I mean she's growing a freaking baby in there - she can take all the time she damn well needs!

I can see your point - how apologizing for things all the time could take away the legitimacy of apologizing when you actually mess up.

That's cool. And it's cool that I hate them too.