My sister had an epilator, but the only problem was it gave her really terrible ingrown hairs and both her and I are prone to ingrowns.

I know exactly where you're coming from. I know I am better than those jerks who never grow out of High School bitchery, but that still doesn't mean I don't get intimidated by them whenever they swarm together.

Off the top of my head...

Anyone have any reccomendations for some cheap wax-strips (like Nair or Veet or whatever)?

I love it too. In fact, whenever I have an argument with my idiot brother, sometimes I yell things like "Where's the jelly spoon, I'm gonna stab you with it if only it were at all possible! Ohmigod I'm gonna make it possible, just give me FIVE MINUTES!" or "Space robots don't make any fucking sense and that is now…

Goats are so AWEZUM

Send me your angry tears and a tea towel depicting watercolour kittens climbing over a plate of brownies (I know you have one!!), so I can use them to wipe off the white chocolate stains from my mouth. I bet your tears taste sweet, but not as sweet as delicious white chocolate OMNOMNOMNOM D:<

This Hamm will always be sexiest to me, even though he did crush Jessica's hopes (but he's been with Jennifer Westfeldt since 1997, so it's all good).

I know right? How dare I bring it up. Some people's delicate sensibilities just cannot take anymore of this talk about a reason as to why a man who beat up his ex-girlfriend is now getting away with it. Because there was, and is, like, SO much criticism on the matter in the media that it is just overwhelming.…

I actually think it's disingenuous to believe that touting "No Photoshop!" will make women have a better view of themselves. Sure, they're not turning photos into a complete misinterpretation of the human form or whatever, but the photos are still filtered and make-up, professional set-ups and lighting is still used.

How people treat their pets/animals says a lot about who they are...

I don't think I will ever understand how Chris Brown is being accepted in society after all his bullshit. His music is crap, his behaviour is crap and I don't care if I am seen as bitter for saying this.

"But I can be tall!"

Ohmigod, my newly pierced ear is giving me grief right now and I just shuddered at the thought of that.

Ooh, how about some more alternative "Walk of Shame" names:

Instigating a fight by throwing crisps? Ahh, good to know the world I grew up in has not changed in that regard.

Puppies playing with mirrors FTW!

Fudge rules over every single thing here (yes, even brownies. I mean has everyone neglected to mention that chocolate fudge brownies, chocolate fudge sauce or chocolate fudge icecream are the best variations of chocolate things? Hmm?)

This comment made me spit-laugh water on my dog. Congratulations. I'm blaming you for it.

If the posters I've seen are any indication (All the posters I've seen are of Julia "JULIA ROBERTS!" Roberts face) then I am guessing it is going to be terrible.