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Yup. I used to buy into this shit (back on myspace and bebo and piczo — remember those?), until I realised what I truly value in life and grew up.
Duh, dog is god backwards. We, like, totally learnt this in Primary school and it for reals makes sense. God = dog
Joaquin Phoenix pre-nutter days is always sexy.
There's no need for shame and exhile to be the catalysts for female bonding over periods anymore - We have etsy menstruation art now!
Remember this Carrie Bradshaw gem:
I'll be honest here and just say that I didn't even read the whole article. I was going to, to procrastinate from writing a product report, but I just blankly stared out my window at a potted lime tree for five minutes. But I saw a couple of bees, so I am happy!
Damn straight, Olivia. But I ask, what of vulva and labia?
Me too. I can't decide whether I would not want that to happen, because he would fuck it up, or whether I want that to happen, just so I can complain about it later, as I hate Easton Ellis quite a lot.
1. Sexy lesbian turned into a sexy doctor (who may or may not have been bisxeual, I don't know, I never really watched House), who later becomes more things that may or may not be sexy.
This is just beyond disgusting. That is straight up harassment and assault.
Yes. Marissa dying was like an arrow to my heart.
Yeah, I don't really see how bo-po is related to gel manicures, they're kind of the opposite end of the spectrum in my mind (or is that the point of the rant??)
Excuse me, but Gel Manicures? First peel-off nail polish and now this? Bah! You cannot have everything! Convenience comes with a price and you shall pay it either in inferior quality product or death spades!
And why wouldn't you when "The crown jewels" metaphors/double entendres are literally endless!
I first thought you were referencing Kate ("That's DUCHESS To You" Middleton) instead of Katy Perry and my mind threw up a little bit... This is still sick, but not as perverted, so carry on.