This reminds me of this, like fuck you:

I’m mostly disappointed in Chris Harrison because he was lobbed the perfect slow pitch to really channel his inner Queen Mimi and respond with a, “I’m sorry, I don’t know what you’re talking about. Is that a new show on NBC/Fox/CBS?” thus being able to shade both Unreal AND a competing network.

My parents have a similar game called Klassenkampf (class struggle) where you play in teams as capitalists or working class. One option of ending the game is causing a nuclear war. Nobody wins, but at least you don’t lose against the others. I think it’s also from the 70’s.

Dear me, the condom caddy?! All the Jonathan Adler sale items are a must have!

Yeah, look at Texas. They formed a commission to “investigate” PP even though the PP Texas affiliates don’t do tissue donation. So what exactly is Texas investigating? it doesn’t even make sense.

Here’s where I, usually a pretty tolerant agnostic when it comes to other people’s religious beliefs, really really fucking roll my eyes. If you’re so deep into believing that things like Adam & Eve and the resurrection actually happened, that those events seem plausible enough to you so that you’d unquestionably…

Glitter mapping.

my only burning concern is why CNN is giving this sentient UTI a platform to speak

This is particularly funny because, even by the standards of the “chemicals are scary” crowd, there’s nothing terribly “artificial” about zinc oxide. Zinc is a mineral, it's mined out of the ground, either as metallic zinc or as a component of various ores. You heat it up until it vaporizes, and it reacts with oxygen…

Actually, 5 endangered elephants were slain in kenya and nobody noticed... #lionprivelege

We would be seeing significantly less outrage if he had killed a panther. #alljunglecatslivesmatter

Girl, you gotta keep those whoozits and whatsits in that aplenty status.

I bet Wil Wheaton College would cover birth control. Is there any way to put him in charge of this?

So yet again, so called Christians choose fetuses (or I guess potential fetuses) over the health and well being of actual live humans.

“What’s a magazine?” — The children

I can see the deep analysis developing:

Yeah, I’ve heard the activation servers are getting hammered.