My husband is a butt & did not appreciate my dramatic reading of this listing as much as he should have.

At least its better to split up before the wedding, so yay?

my engagement ring was left to me by my employer who died of an overdose (she had told her boyfriend when she died I was allowed to take a piece of jewelry of my choice and a piece of clothing she had a great collection and the ring was from the 1920’s). she was an author who wrote a book about being part of a cult.…

I IZ FLEXABEL. I CAN HAZ BIKINI BODY?!?!?!

It’s genetic! It’s not your fault!

Somewhere, out there, a navel penetration fetishist is having a very good day.

Wrap your arms around yourself and hug yourself because you’re awesome.

This doesn’t even address the fact that those with an outie have a slight advantage.

Dunno about around the back, but I can touch my belly button from the front. Boop. #notaclone #probablyamammal

How do you even turn your arm like that?!?

I thought she said her brother molested someone else, not her.

This auction started at £0.01. It is now at £1,150.00. That is over $1,800 USD. For a dress that, really, looks like a very sad shirt made out of very pretty lace in the photos.

Doesn’t seem like that much of a conundrum - your kid doesn’t get a sibling, he or she will never know a different life they never had with a sibling so you can let yourself off the hook. Crack open your favorite libation and celebrate!

Mother of two here, been doing this for the last 8 years, weathering the recession. I clicked over to Jezebel and read this immediately after receiving an email from the preschool, letting me know that the rates are going up 3% in September for my youngest, who still has 2 years to go in preschool before he is old…

I haven’t been waiting on purpose. It just hasn’t happened yet.

I’m rich, bitches.

According to Politifact, he has told the whole truth 0% of the time. ZERO.

it’ll be the classiest, must luxurious administration in history.

How President Trump intends to create & protect American jobs: