Do you think it's exhausting hitting the shift key before every word? Maybe he's used to it. I can't be bothered to shift any word mid-sentence when I'm texting. I ponder his capitalization life choice every time I see a tweet of his.

Nail art created by children is always in. Leave it on until you get tired of it or it chips. :-)

Oh no! Let me see if I can help. It sounds like you have too much "solution" and not enough "glitter" on your chunky polish brush. When you pull the brush out of the freshly-shaken bottle, run it along the inner edge of the lip of the bottle (like you're wiping off the polish from the brush). Then take your brush…

I love using tape designs! People always compliment my nails when I've done them like that. It's so easy!

I like the OPI Expert Touch Lacquer Remover. It's cheap, smells nice, and it lasts forever because you don't need much. I never need more than two cotton balls for both hands (even red polish with glitter!). Here's the Amazon link to the econo-size ($24 for 32oz), but they sell smaller bottles, too.

ASSUMING YOUR MADE UP NUMBERS ARE REAL, that's more than 10 hours a day, not including weekends! Alternatively, your neighbor's father's other family's daughter could work nearly 8 hours every day, if she didn't want to take weekends off. Because, fuck rest.

#TeamStJamesPark

According to the Dr. Phil segment, he started living with Whitney after his mom kicked him out of her house at 18 years old.

Hobo themed wedding pics for you: https://blog.etsy.com/en/2011/handma…

What the hell is wrong with your relative?! I'm mad for you!

This is a common misconception. I have worked in non-profit almost exclusively since graduating college, so I was blindsided by the first person who inquired about this. Let me help you not feel so cheated.

I like the first dress better. It feels more pulled together. I also love the blue. It makes much more of a statement, and you can see the detail of the dress.

I take a daily prenatal that I really like. I have never had notably soft nails, but they used to split and break a lot. I've noticed my hair is thicker and my nails are much stronger, so you could try it. They aren't super-huge pills, if that's a consideration for you.

Congrats on taking control of your health!

Modest Mouse takes me back. Did you know there was a classical Russian composer named Modest Mussorgsky? I didn't care much for his music, but I always thought his name was cool.

I sat on a cute guy's lap while waiting for my turn in a high school talent competition.

At least we can all agree that these are white dresses.

I had a questionable boyfriend who could smuggle an entire six-pack of beer in those pants.

I started speaking really young, and, evidently, I also picked up curse words and was using them a lot. Mom had a talk with me about the naughty words and that was that. Some time later my grandfather said, "This damn car!" in my presence (because I was a baby and shouldn't have been able to understand). I promptly…

I think I was about 5, and we were at a funeral for one of my relatives who had recently passed away. In front of my mother's entire Catholic family, I loudly asked "What's the big 'T' on the wall for?"