Much like Seth Meyer’s jokes about Eric Trump being a subhuman mutant kept in the basement for his life and subsisting on fishheads, these jokes will never not be funny.

Those Bama cheerleaders are past their sell by date.

Ya, I think it’s girls volleyball.

Well, you could just wail on them with Papa Johns pizza.....or feed it to them. Same damage in the long run.

getting one cheerleader wet

“It’s... beautiful.”

Neither does John Elway.

“Looks fine to me...”

Congrats on your sober time! That’s awesome! :)

When I was in high school my great-grandmother came to visit. She was 96 at the time, and as we left the house for dinner she told her son, my grandfather, 77 years old, retired steelworker, father of two, grandfather of four, and great-grandfather of three, “Orval, it’ll get chilly once the sun sets. Ought’n you take…

Oh, come on, cut Haloguy628 some slack. He posted in 2013, went silent and then started up again this year. He obviously had to deal with some hardcore cancer treatment or had to pull some time for a felony. Personally, I think he has to alert his neighbors with children at this point, but it is really just a guess.

That image is ‘shopped. No way trumps hands are that big.

Racism? In the White House?

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...in a lump sum.

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

This. You can pry my cheese from my cold dead hands.

Too bad THE ONE COUNTRY WE’VE EVER GOTTEN TERRORISTS FROM IS NOT ON THE GODDAMNED LIST.