Is there a way to make a What The Fuck department a thing without breaking the actual 1st, and equally not letting such a department exist the next time a Dotard comes to power?

Alpha is obviously an agent working for Big Octopus!

Because Vulcans on drugs are still assholes?

“Oh no! A swarm of angry octopi! Quick, throw your ecstasy at it!"

Do these scientists want a Cthulu? 'Cus that's how we get a Cthulu.

Better than the impending Department of Women’s Bodies, Thugs, and Libtards.

Psh, let’s just see those pansy-ass Canadians try to challenge us to a self-destruct-off! We’ll mow down 50 school kids for every loser Canuck they get! #Winning! #Murica!

Not even close, moran! He's passing on coded info about new covert evidence that the mole people, in conjunction with KILLARY, took money from Soros (head of the ILLUMINATI) as a bribe to tunnel under the WTC buildings and cause them to fall, thus covering up evidence of the 'planes'...or should I say...CHEMTRAILS!

Actual footage of the Dotard tweeting process would be fucking hilarious.

I’m quite aware of what witness protection is, but I will admit to being at a loss as to what whiteness protection is. And I’m rather concerned, when you blame auto correct, that you type whiteness enough that it was your device’s go to when you assumingly typed witness.

If I have to give racists one thing...I wouldn't. That said, their insanity inspires insanity levels of conviction. The KKKeebler elf isn't going to quit because he thoroughly believes he's amazeballs at his job. Slight someone with that level of self obsession and you're digging your own grave.

Parents of murdered kindergartners....or ILLUMINATI!!?1! I’M JUST ASKING THE QUESTIONS!

Skeevy...yeah, Avenatti fits the bill almost to the letter. But in a world where Dotard is the most [arguably] powerful man on the planet, meh, Avenatti would very possibly be our left-equal. Dude THRIVES on anti-Dotardism; I’d be shocked if he doesn’t do any and everything opposite of Cheeto, and with actual…

Llisten, libtard. He’s not a Nazi, he’s just trying to mansplain that some times you just gotta Nazi! Clinical trials would take aaaages if you didn’t murder half a million Romanians. And how else could we have ever discovered that cutting off limbs and sewing them elsewhere was stupid?

*suspicious face* that acceptance sounds like a Gogurt employee...Illumagurti!

There’s only one solution: perfect the Smokey Eye.

Two extremely important questions: what the fuck is that, and how can I scritch those ears?

Human skin upholstery? Seems valid in the way the country is going...

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