Intriguing. As an old that doesn’t use twitter, how much of a pain in the ass would it be to do? On a scale of 1-10 where 1 is eating Tide Pods and 10 is understanding Tinder

We need a Twitter campaign that simply tells him to go fuck himself. But like, a million times per day.

Point blank refers to whatever her wandering eye sees beyond the veil, right?

Real talk: dafaq is her right (our left) eye seeing? Whatever it is, that shit mist be like mole-people levels of WTF.

I’m surprised he didn’t get barely legible stone tablets sent to him.

-Are you actively planning to shoot a person(s)

“In tonight’s news, Jezebel commenter Afterword was seen wearing kw’s scalp as a derby hat.”

I have the bizarre mix of being actively aware when dreaming, which means I can kind of ‘dream steer.’ What sucks is the random dream sleeping-brain is locked into something I can’t change. Trying to reconcile normal thoughts while trapped in an insane scenario is horrible.

Joke’s on them! They’re gambling with my crippling debt! Checkmate, ban...

Death by moose tightening would be the most fitting of ends to the Dotard administration.

New conspiracy: Lady Orange came up with Be Best just for an opportunity like this.

Once upon a time....

If any god exists (literally any. I’d even take one of those weird sheep gods from ye olden days) this fucker would walk out of his first speaking event ‘packed with 6 people, 4 of whom thought it was Bingo night, and find that whole rolling racist wagon up on blocks.

Uhhh..I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the cops listening on the scanner immediately sped to the area, located the guy, shot him a few times and sprinkled some crack on his body.

“Other qualifications we’d accept include: snake wrangler, overly intense little league Dad shouter, or at least 6th prestige on Call of Duty.”

He lists himself as a member of the New York Bar Association.

That’s obviously Wednesday’s WhitePowerBingo board, you silly person! Today is only Sunday. There’s a 48 hour minimum hour burboun intake window before we blackout her desperate compliancy and can even put the fuck in Fuckabee!

Sociopath Huckabee Sanders went on to remind everyone that as ‘a black,’Ben Carson is the most qualified on the Urban.

SHS’s eye just rolled that last 23 degrees into oblivion trying to figure out what the fuck to say at the podium tomorrow.