But pickpocket children are delightful! They do choreographed dances and sing delightful songs! Don’t try to convince me otherwise, I’ve seen the movie!
I believe idiot OP would also like us to beat said children for not pulling themselves up by their velcro straps.
Starred for government cheese. Mmmmm, cheese. Oh, and also for thoroughly explaining to the dumbass OP why they’re a goddamn idiot.
Mommy, can you star my post mommy?
Why is Sad Cop holding an unrolled condom? I’m so confused...
98% sure Lincoln would have curb stomped that cunt and told him his jacket is fucking stupid.
He, as a congressional pro,lapsed into a false sense of security. We should take this gaping opportunity to rectumfy the situation and vote his ass to the curb.
News in a nutshell:
I’ll put another $5 that Rachel Dolezal was included in that figure.
It’s important to stick his name in there somehow. Off-hue Hitler creams himself for anything with his name on it.
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Paul Ryan’s face perpetually looks like he has a buttplug in a half in, half out position. His two expressions are ugly cringe and ever-so-slightly-less ugly cringe.
Can we at least complain that Prince Anders is a lazy ass name?
What a relief! For a moment there, I wasterrified this could be an all POC cast, and then everyone would totes forget about us white folk!
What’s the over/under that he has no idea what DACA is and thinks he’s finally “bringing down d’ ACA?”
See also: boarder agents are positively delighted to live out their asshole fantasies at last.
Please don’t suggest we start serving scrapple. I think the guys in the test kitchen just felt a disturbance in the force.
Everything’s okay as long as you contribute T&P
“I preemptively mourn the loss of the Rigby Police Department, who was slaughtered by ‘a gang of thugs’ in numerous different places including the precinct, after speaking out about a fellow peace officer’s flagrant corrupti...upholding of justice. While defending himself. From that scary white, female nurse.