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This a thousand times. There is a person at my girlfriend’s job that honestly believes the world is flat. The best way to combat that level of crazy and stupid is to raise the stakes. “Oh, you probably still think the sun is real, too. What kind of sheep are you?” They have no idea how to answer it and it’s fun to

No please, do tell us about the time you had a huntsman spider in your toilet. I don’t need to sleep ever again.

You know lizard people are the real concern here. I say get straight to them.

My cousin’s sister’s dad’s nephew makes $6,800 per week from home by selling snails online only a couple hours a day!!! 

Soooo...guillotine? ‘Cus I’m kinda feeling guillotine.

I bet I know what kind of plane he was flying.

Now can we get back to discussing legalizing marijuana and opening the state hospital network to combat the opioid crisis. I am sooooo disappointed by this national feeding frenzy about sexual indiscretions decades ago.

Apparently, Killary and Kill(Bill) have destroyed the lives and killed hundreds, nay, thousands of people. They wanted to take yer guns, impose sharia law, and make everyone gay. Lock them up!!!*

“Can I take off my pants”.

Absolutely, parental override overcomes that problem.

Your comic is disingenuous and manipulative. The third panel literally uses framing to establish an inaccurate perception of the state of public discourse. The public arena is not crowded out by the internet, newspapers and TV - those things create new spaces for more speech. The soap box in the park is still there.

Your comic is cute but confuses what infrastructure is. Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, etc. are not infrastructure - the internet is.

“Can I touch your hair?”

lol:

Did you drive both of these smarts here to box in my Jeep before you started washing it? How...

Ahh shucks, you’re right!

Oh, we just call that a maize.

Sounds like my senior year of high school, except make the 95 Outback a 2010 WRX and the POS Geo a 2wd RAM 1500

So... Spin out, don’t save it?