“Hey, you play the game and someone is going to lose, but you play to win. He didn’t win, but we are. I’m a great winner, and I’m winning for him and you. You’re crying— here’s some paper towels...”
No one blames papists anymore. I think he was abducted by the same cabal that poisoned John Paul I.
MAKE THIS HAPPEN
The tree of liberty must be watered from time to time with the blood of country music fans, or school children.
Perfect gift for scaroused. +1
Mine neighbor paused in her walk ‘twixt mine field and hers, and there she did observed mine cow and mine cow has since fallen ill of no cause. Also, mine neighbor has a large mole her neck. Tis clearly the mark of Satan. I beseech ICE to press her with stones until she confesses her wretchedness.
Thank you for reintroducing me to this classic - just sent it to a friend whose boys are 11 and 13 & she replied, “Now that I’ve caught my breath, I’m adding another line to my budget.”
Meh, I don’t know about that. So few people have the hips for lycra.
I’ll see if I can sneak these one in
I second the link - innuendo only. Only worry about explaining why you are snorting coffee from your nostrils.
It’s considered bad form to quit before a year. My guess is day 366 and he’s out.
I’m waiting for the day when Mattis hands in his resignation. Then we’ll be bereft of “the” competent cabinet secretary.
They’re nothing if not thorough.
Do we get a Megazord as well?
Asking for a friend...
Caller: “My neighbor turned me into a newt.”
I heard that ISIS is breaking into houses of people with small children and leaving legos on the floor.
I stubbed my toe this morning and ISIS claimed responsibility for leaving the vacuum cleaner out last night.
In moments of tragedy and horror, America comes together as one
Bang on.