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She did a good job straightening things out with the Frey’s, after that relationship’s years of neglect. Then Robb fucked it all up. She had a lot of potential, and offered solid advice - but Robb sidelined her, out of a sense of insecurity more than anything else, I think.

And small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

“In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri

Is your girlfriend my wife? Because I went through literally the exact same thing with her.

“... and since your Mom and your Dad are so Woke, then we figured you were born a little Wokie. And so, long story short, that’s how we named you Chewbacca!”

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders aka Suckabee

I’m going to need you to show your work because I don’t know how you got to your post from mine.

Have you seen this one?

Sometimes you gotta let people collect their earnings. Brother realized she had the proper appetite and let her eat all dem sandwiches.

That was so many rights that she ended up home twice.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

As a Catholic, I laughed WAAAYY too hard at this!

I agree with the sandals part.. and there is a difference between your cheeto stained stained sweats and shirt that is 2 weeks past laundry date.. and comfortable lounge pants and polo shirt that is comfortable for flying.

That’s the point. They make you forget the doldrums of your life.

Unintentional philosophy my friend.

Jeep. Wrangler.

Oh! Well, in that case...

FK does not sneak. FK arrives.