My mom did criminal defense for 25 years in DC. She would regularly be called a bitch to her face by prosecutors.

I don’t want Canadian anything. I learned that the hard way after ordering Canadian bacon.

SEE

Is that Amy Schumer trying to fuck that trash can?

That’s what happens when you just kinda wing it.

The best thing about it is it’s truly that; a freaking fee! She doesn’t actually need a penny of it. I love her so much. May I study at her Fuck This Shit University.

Scariest motorcycle movie ever. I mean...have you seen the “acting”?!

Yeah I grew up in Bear and it is tough to know where each city actually ends. I live in Pike Creek now which really is not even a city or town at all haha.

Oooh! I’ve got one!

*snorts orange juice up her nose*

With about as much subtlety. Actual anacondas (I saw what you did there) are freaking 20 feet long with heads like basketballs! But they are similar in that they are also Category 1 clingers.

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

I know this article is about the idea of Oak playing Hide the Diglett with Ash’s mom(which he totally is), but this article revealed something else to me. It wasn’t until this article that I saw screenshots of the Kalos anime and Alola anime so close to each other. I knew the new anime would have a different look, and…

This anecdote brings up a compelling question:

We call it a tiny house because “living in a trailer in my parents’ backyard” sounds so trashy.

And let’s be honest, they’re all trailers unless they have a foundation. But I guess “Wood Frame Trailers” wouldn’t make for a good TV title. Just buy an Airstream, for chrissakes!

Or your ass.

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁