I thought the same. He should do a review on that car :)

Waghoon!!!!

“Remember Honda again?”

Sounds like the only reasonable conclusion to this ridiculous scenario.

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What about Uncle Joe????

How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.

That looks pretty watered to the water.

“Nice Spider...”

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

“Those are not my words. There is no record of those being my words, even though there are recordings where I said those words. Okay, so maybe they are my words. So what. I will not apologize for my words. I will not stand by them either, because that’s not fair. But if I did say those words, it’s the media’s…

Because every single shitty driving habit I have seen is exacerbated by the automatic transmission.

Hmm...I think Jezebel is the exact opposite of what I’d want. Maybe I’ll just find a nice brown Volvo wagon to settle down with.

The new Mac is different than I thought it’d be.

Good thing it has that massive bed and tow rating to carry the owner’s pride back home.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

His kid got it though. His kid got it real good.