THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS TRACKING THE MENSTRUAL CYCLES OF 12-YEAR-OLD GIRLS.

I wonder how Frida would propose we choose who gets to go where?

At least we have Sparkle Motion to hold us over before then.

College admissions are openly corrupt; this case doesn’t even touch on the kind of routine, legalized fraud of rich people donating to a college in return for their child’s admission.

They’re all represented in the ILLUMINATI! CHECKMATE, LIBTARD!1!!11

Yeah, but if you don’t get the TruCoat then you’re going to have oxidation problems, and it’s gonna cost a heck of a lot more than five hundred!

Woman fucks with jaguar; gets jaguar’d.

The Deptford mall is still pretty nice.

A rock-ribbed

It’s an honor to comment on a post from M. Night. Shamanaha....Shamali...

Typical libtard reply.

TYPICAL RESPONSE FROM SOMEBODY UNDER THE PAYROLL OF BIG SUN!!1!!

This is actually too good to try to counter-meme.

I immediately regret wondering what this was.

I’ll trade you? I literally hate everyone and everything and probably have the most affectionate/attention hungry cat that’s ever catted.

DON’T LAUGH! DO YOU SEE THAT FACE!!?! That floof is gonna be all over myface and instapost talking shit about you in their next song by tomorrow!

The only determining factor I can think of is alcohol....and as our resident alcoholic...still don’t get it.

I DON’T EVEN KNOW! Listen, I’m not personally into any kinks (yeah yeah you assholes, I have that weird emo thing, don’t @ me) but like...nobody’s ever said DICK BICYCLE ME!

Cat to English translation: Murder will commence in 3....2...(serious hooman, I’m ‘bout to straight fucking murder you and then eat the kibbles)......1

When describing things we’re horrified by, and yet at the same time know we’ll be subjected to on the internet, yes, we satirically use the nomenclature we suppose would be used.