Meese; terrorists both foreign and domestic.

there is no “national security” threat from countries like Canada

Zeke from the creek

I legit thought he was taking a selfie for a hot second.

Last apartment complex I was in got ENTIRELY infested. Similar horror: watching a vid on youtube for suggestions on killing the fuckers (because the slumlords refused to acknowledge the infestation), feeling an itch on your thigh, and looking to see 2-3 of them crammed into a USB port on your laptop.

Wait, did she have that pearl necklace a minute ago?

Sununu is up for re-election in 2018

Drake steals something that was purchased at auction from its buyer: Bad
Dudes kidnap Drake to recover their merchandise: Bad, but I get it
Turns out it’s all a set up to steal more shit from them: Double down on bad
Casually murder a few people on your way out: Da faq?
*smile coyly*

If I were him, I’d simply argue that their political affiliation had nothing to do with it; it was their fanaticism of supporting a self-admitted molester that had everything to do with it.

I wanted to do the Pine Barrens, but my buddy’s the hiker and I let him pick where we go. I’m excited one way or the other!

Americoprs is fantastic! I did a seminar (or whatever they call it) between my freshman and sophomore year of college and they actually set me up at one of my literal favorite places in the world!

getting more talkative

I just checked WebMD for you. I think you’re pregnant. Or have Lupus. One or the other.

So I’m just getting back into dating and when my coworkers asked what I want in a partner, I found my honest answer to be: someone to pay half my bills, play with the cat so he shuts the fuck up, and also not be seen or heard at any point in time.

Three day hiking trip to the Delaware River Gap! It’ll be my first true hike in, fuck around, hike out trip ever!

My face is a ball magnet.

It’s so disgusting that nobody appreciates the daily struggles and discriminations I go through as a white, adult male.

Holy shit, a Street Sharks reference in the wild! This shit was my jam as a yout’.