Scam means it’s a deliberate attempt to trick people. I just think CR is incompetent and is bad at managing a project.

For white people, police are customer service.

Not sure I agree with what he said in the article about the WV coal miners. I get that coal mining was a large part of the culture and whatnot in the fairly recent past, but if your jobs are disappearing and you’ve got nothing left but the chance to make even more money working with a new technology right there in…

Easy. Have no fucking shame, like this guy obviously does.

I’ll hold out for the Morgan 3-wheeler based SUV.

That’s the point.

The “hold me back” (non)fight is one of the greatest achievements in human society.

How do you come back from this? How do you ever show your face in that gym again? 

Another white person who wants to say it so bad in public. Just go ahead man, no one is stopping you. Not on here, of course. Or in your room with no one else around, as I’m guessing you do that anyway. That takes no balls. But the next time you’re out in public, let loose. I’m sure it’ll be freeing for you. Then come…

Is declaring yourself less racist than a caricature of an antebellum plantation owner really the bar you want to set?

“When I was a kid we used to play Smear the Queer, where one kid would have a football, he’d be the Queer, and everyone else would tackle the shit out of him.”
~ not satire

True story. I don’t think Papa John reads Deadspin, so I’ll share.

That was mostly just me and my grandma signing into our thousands of accounts.  

There have been multiple stories about that. But you aren’t paying attention to them because they managed to condemn the assailant without calling her a “n-word.” Which you and I both know is what you want. Racists* absolutely love it when black people do one of two things: Disparage other black people in general…

“Also, keep in mind that, when it comes to actually helping those kids escape from that flooded cave, Elon Musk provided exactly as much help as I did.”

Oh, no. TOTALLY cool. You’re a travelling sales person. Feel free to spend YOUR OWN money on proper food.  /s

That’s the American way: “What? My foreign policy caused widespread havoc in your country 40 years ago, deteriorated the social fabric and facilitated a failed state, and your people want asylum? Not my problem!” (Literally the reaction Uhmericans have when you factually show them that American foreign and economic…

So they tossed the house and confiscated all the cash, guns, prescriptions written out to family members, and illegal drugs, right?

The problem is that 70% is either willfully misinformed (they get their news exclusively from Fox News) or they don’t really give a shit. They don’t know any black people (they might know a black person who they will happily claim to be besties with) and are happy to ignore anything they might hear about unless it it…

“painted the words ‘Hail Trump’”