Speak for yourself: I can’t wait to have ChatGPT on my Juicero

Agree. I’ll be happy once it happens as I prefer using Apple Maps for most things.

“I’m not seeing any safety markings around the edge of this transdimensional ‘portal’ of yours.  Gonna have to shut it down.”

I’m a pretty strong Trump supporter

Some People: Make distasteful, copyright-infringing stickers of Calvin peeing on various things to make stupid statements about brand loyalties for their bro-trucks and questionably-modified cars. Do this for years.

I was raped at 15 by my best friends older brother, who got me to go home with him from school by telling me that said friend was sick and needed my help, where he then beat me unconscious and raped me.

About a month later, my father beat the shit out of my rapist.

Some weeks after that, my two brothers beat him up…

Neutral: I wouldn’t buy a Cadillac simply because it’s a Cadillac

Make every boomer pass the US Citizenship test before making a political post on Facebook. 

Except the problem is eventually these will be used cars. Imagine if your Daily driver ran on windows 3.1!

The majority of gamers just buy games and play them without spending time interacting in the “community.” 

These fragile white folks think reparations are about ‘punishment’. No, this is about equity. That wealth didn’t disappear just because the thieves died. It’s still in the system and needs go back to the people whose ancestors actually worked for it.

You’d be surprised how many of them are police members, or FBI members.

That’s my plan. My fiance gets government healthcare because she’s on disability, and every few months she has to jump through massive bureaucratic hoops as they continually try to take it away from her (which will kill her).  I work in the games industry where there’s little-to-no stability, so putting her on my own…

One of my scarier moments recently was on an airport bus. Nothing wrong with the bus or its driver, but it put me at the same height as truck drivers and that’s scary. Fill out an invoice or hold a phone up to your face to watch a video while driving 40-odd tonnes? Why not? What can go wrong?

1st gear:

How many voters did you bring to the mid-term elections?  How many did you register?

actually, i’m not “kotaku.” i’m me. i make big weird loud strange videos full of stupid details and “lore.” i tried experimenting with a salacious headline for this one and i *promise* you no one is more disappointed than me that this got 6x as many hits as my last three posts combined!

Where’s the “crack pipe” option? Solidly crack pipe.

That’s a distinction without a difference.