The poor aren’t buying new cars. 

Bradley, in Michigan this would lead to a huge uptick in poverty. Newer cars are already ridiculously expensive, car insurance is already amongst the highest in the nation, and our public transportation is a shitshow.  Without a major increase in wages proceeding this by a few years, you would be crippling the…

Gas Guzzler Tax for all cars 25 mpg combined and worse. Zero exceptions.

Knowing Apple, they will make third party windshields throw a warning light and the car losing 20hp until you replace it with a genuine Apple windshield at an authorized dealer.

Protestor with the IQ of a potato jumps in front of moving vehicle with flashing lights and sirens.

al-Qaeda pretty clearly won when that one guy with a bomb in his shoes made it so we all have to take our shoes off at the airport. Fuck that guy.

Thank you. Of the first few comments that I’ve seen, I’m shocked at the high percentage of rational opinions. Usually Jalopnik is a cesspool of groupthink.

Bingo.

Imagine being the cop. It must be horrifying. You start attacking cops, you aren’t protesting anymore you are just rioters that need to be dealt with. 

The next logical step.

The police ramming these rioters don’t really bother me . There is a difference between protesters and rioters  .Protesters should be protected rioters need to be protected against . When a crowd attacks it can get real ugly real fast .

Pretty Asian car generic. Not ugly, but hardly beautiful. Just inoffensive, safe, and not very memorable.

and mustaches like that? fuck out of here with your soft ass take, your username checks out

I’ll be honest, the people leaving Jalopnik didn’t bother me too much because there are still some decent writers left and I honestly just pop in as a fairly mindless distraction from work. Had no real plans to change that and couldn’t really give a hoot about Spanefeller or hulk Hogan or whatever other garbage goes…

Only if they can actually get the comments to load on mobile and it doesn’t just hang forever trying to load all the ads.

please dear god no. 

I see cars like that at TitleMax all the time.

I’m really only here for the David Tracey, Andrew Collins, and Tom McParland articles. Every time I go back to reading a Shilling or Brownell article it’s the same shitty takes regurgitated over and over again. Even when I actually agree with them their schtick is so painful to read.

Because it isn’t a Honda Fit. Erik is kind of an idiot.

Oh, please. It was the leftist governor here in CA that shut down the Emergency Mobile Hospital program Arnie had put in place EXACTLY because the Governator was worried about just such a pandemic.