Not to alarm everyone, but I DON'T THINK HE HAS THE EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.

This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

You misspelled "I'm insufferable," Greg.

This article is so stupid that I'm going to close my browser and get back to work.

So, you get laid or what?

Ted Bundy, Jerome Brudos, Dayton Rogers, Gary Ridgway and Randall Woodfield sure liked Portland. If anyone ever decides to move an NFL team to that godforsaken crazy town feel free to post again.

It was great of the US to stick all of the Somali refugees there too.

Lifelong Vikings fan here. I'm not ashamed to say it, but I told Gary Anderson that he ruined my life. Of course, he was down on the sideline kicking for the Titans at the time, and I was in just about the last row of the Hoosier Dome, but hey, it felt good to get it off my chest.

"Wait, THOSE are the Vikings cheerleaders? Get Spielman on the line." - Mark Sanchez

"I remember seeing it for the first time at Sundance, when nobody really knew much about it."

I went to Wake Forest during Caldwell's tenure. And was part of the marching band, so got to see every damn game home and away. Including the season when every away game was the other team's homecoming. That he's now a head coach in the NFL is just mind blowing. That a second team is giving him a chance? I can't…

Jay Cutler is America's greatest hero.

You know the parts where people were making fun of Chicago fans? Yeah, you should look in the mirror.

Our stadium is completely silent on game day. The renovation was built in the exact opposite model of Seattle's stadium.

It's a great beer to give to someone to ease them towards some of my favorite summer beers, sours. Just enough spice to get them thinking that there's more to beer than hops. A berliner with some raspberry slurry on a hot day? Beergasm.

Craft beer guy AND marathon guy? I'm surprised you didn't mention your rescue dog also.

And still others are angered by the fact that Sam has been the victim of an apparent double standard, wherein high-profile draftees like Johnny Manziel—white, rich, and straight—are celebrated for racking up endorsements and Instagramming themselves holding fistfuls of cash while Sam, who grew up in extreme poverty…

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…