It was as perfect an inning as a pitcher can possibly have.

That's my purse!

Thanks for the kind words. I'm a lifelong Ranger fan who always had a soft spot in my heart for the Canadiens since this:

"last night's game between the Heat and Pacers was pretty damn unwatchable."

Man. Lebron on the Thunder would constitute an absolutely devastating frontcou- THAT GUY EATS HIS OWN CUM!!1122/!?>??

That look of drunken exhilaration and zero coordination and blind luck is incredibly Midwestern. We all recognize it. My drunk uncle stepped backwards off a deck yesterday, stumbled like he had been shot, and then made the same face as that woman when he didn't spill his beer. It was magical.

Jim Rome really needs to get punched in the face.

You must've gone to Tech with that spelling.

Hasn't Minnesota had problems with love ships before?

jesus that face is the epitome of jealousy

I'm not a Habs fan, but you should probably shut up.

Minnesota has given my hometown Blackhawks more than they can handle at certain points in this series. To all you Wild fans out there, I respect the passion you guys show at games, Friday's game had one of the loudest crowds I've ever heard, truly a home ice advantage. I think they are gonna be a very solid team for a…

Is this a real post or are you just flat out trolling?

This is one of the worst articles I have ever read. Granted, the Wild did spend a ton of money on them no doubt, but this team is pretty damn close to pushing for a cup this year. Going into game 6 in the semi's against the defending cup champs is nothing to downplay, especially with how well they have played these…

When ordering a beer do it in a funny accent (like Borat) or quote a movie like Anchorman. Everyone will think you are funny and original.

They did.

Awww! You think those ladies are actually getting off! You're sweet.

fact: this is the closest most of the gizmodo readers will get to seeing a girl have an orgasm

10/10

I think we all know how HJ girl got into that car accident