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Glen Perkins: coffee is for closers
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Little Bitch League

That’s better +1

She throw’d da elbow in ‘er!!!

Drove from Saint Paul to Omaha for the college world series in ‘07, just a car full of 20 & 21 year olds wanting to party our asses off in a new city. Ended up stumbling around Creighton’s campus and walking up to their baseball field (not Rosenblatt) and seeing this guy pitch who was by no means overpowering, but

Reading about how his super hot wife allowed him to bone one basketball groupie a month, or whatever it was, completely ruined my chance at happiness. Anytime I bring this up to my significant other as a completely reasonable thing to do I get slapped. And not in a good way.

That is uncalled for and completely transparent attempt at gauging interest in a dumb fucking top-candy-bar-list article.

The kid in the bottom left of the screen at :27 is really enjoying the home run.

Thanks

Question: Do the Jets (and Revis) play the Patriots during one of the first four weeks?

Seriously though. And who knew Jamie Foxx came out with an album THIS YEAR?!

Just typed Jamie Foxx into my...Napster account.

absolutely. The announcers would have been all over him had the catcher held onto the ball. Taking the bat out of Abreu’s hands like that

Are you fucking kidding me with those breaking balls for K’s 3 & 5?

This is a true statement. What did you expect the guy to do, rot in MN with the horrendous management? He would have killed someone.

Vikings also selected the following nobody in the first round that year:

We’ve already got that covered.

What a THUG.

Could not agree more. Nauseous is exactly what I was feeling

Who the fuck doesn't know how to make this stuff?