So now we know a release date. And knowing is half the battle.

Finally, the GI Joe vs My Little Pony Movie will happen! Bring on the Ponypocalypse!

Jesus, your job really is to just walk into the office, sit down, and ask yourself: “What can I call racist today?”

I hate to break it to you, but becoming a Christian doesn’t immediately change everything about you and make you a perfect person. Christians struggle with the exact same issues as everyone else, we just have a faith in God that we use to help get us through them. I don’t understand this attitude. Did he ever try to…

Jesus, people are still trying to blame everything but Hillary Clinton herself for Hillary Clinton’s loss. What’s next, you going to pull the “If you voted third party YOU’RE JUST AS MUCH TO BLAME” card too? How far down the rabbit hole does this still have to go before maybe admitting that Clinton wasn’t the great…

“We begin and end with Rick and the Garbage People (I’m sorry, the “Scavengers,” although I still think my name is better).”

It doesn’t help that a lot of Marvel’s best female characters (Sue Storm, Actual Storm, Jean Grey, Kitty Pryde, etc.) are tied up at Fox.

Well he did come to the rescue and he does deserve some basic gratitude for that. The only reason these 3 are on home soil now is because Trump intervened. If I was arrested for shoplifting (in China, of all places) and my president got me home (no matter how misaligned my politics are to his/her) I’d be sincerely…

Hopefully the skank bought a shirt with it.

No way man. If you strike first, you have every fucking right to get your shit rocked. This is all on her.

they got that click ...

Romo: Wow, at least Suh didn’t murder him, huh?

Negan’s difficult to hit because he’s always bobbing up and down and leaning to one side.

Some times.

“Sir, it appears that the likable, fun Astros might make the World Series.”

The proper way to think about it is, “Why do people feel so entitled to more money?”

I’m sure it’s a civil rights issue to her, not the fact that he threatened to contact security after she tried to blackmail him.

Rumor has it he’s too old for this shit.

Hopefully someone from the Jets is there watching.

“And the A.I. sends an Alien back in time to kill Ripley’s parents before she’s born. We’ll call it the ‘Alienator.’ Man this is such a cool idea.”