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“YOU HAVE MORE MONEY, GIVE IT TO ME!”

Anyone who quotes Hamilton Nolan as a source should not be considered credible.

The federal income tax was sold to the american people as a ‘tax the rich’ measure. It then became a tax on the wages of ordinary people. That’s how tax the rich, as a mentality, turns out in the long run.

Pretty sure they already pay tax.

I cried at the end of Toy Story 3. I am not a parent so there is no excuse.

I cried during Inside Out.

Cleveland’s strategy of “Let KD dunk all over us” may have been ill advised.

As far as anyone can tell, he was mad about the fact that Harper rocked his shit two times during the 2014 NLDS.

An ice cube will not make a burger moist. An ice cube will make a burger wet. Wet, and flavourless. You need fat because fat gives you moisture and flavour.

NCAA: “There are 380,000 NCAA student-athletes, and most of them will go pro in something other than sports. We’ll be the only pimp, thank you very much”

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

So you’ve noticed that people who value self-reliance tend to think more self-reliantly?

When you say partisan news networks, is that similar to all of the news networks that only contained articles about Trump’s hurtful words instead of Clinton’s acts of treason? The same ones that had Clinton winning the election by 10%? Are those similar? Or do they not fit your agenda?

See now, if it still weren’t raining* then we’d know that because the various formerly-Gawker sites would be reporting on the historic drought that the West coast would never, ever, ever, recover from, the death of California, impending starvation all over the country due to the lack of California produce (which you

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

“Maybe his accuracy and timing aren’t good enough for the pros. Maybe he’s not adaptable enough to become the pocket passer NFL offenses think they require. If nothing else, it’ll be a new challenge for a quarterback who just aced college football’s toughest one.”

Welcome to Cleveland!

Your secret is safe with us Eli

You also have to consider the fact Rodgers has accomplished so much during his career with the considerable handicap of having Mike McCarthy as his coach.

Reporting on the comment section. What a job.