Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7.

If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

I think the Mets fan is in fact joking around himself. We have now entered the infinite feedback loop of jokes and possibly not getting jokes and commenting about not getting jokes that were possibly just jokes themselves, or as I like to call it: Peak Deadspin.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.

Because the sky belongs to a woman, obviously. It’s No Man’s Sky. Women are still eligible for sky ownership.

This information negates the entire plot of Cool Runnings

#hottake

Buffalo residents will travel anywhere for cleaner water.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

you’re welcome, idiots

Sacré bleu!!!

This is the best bad comment I’ve ever seen on Kinja, and I just saw some idiot post that Hillary Clinton is already the most accomplished president ever.

“It’s real to me”

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Suck my ass loser. I am a Gen Xer. Well-educated, making a shitload more money than most Millennials, and who never got anything for free and don’t want my taxes to fund some fucking French Lit major who might decide to make candles after college or maybe try to monetize her Youtube channel about her lipstick reviews.…

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."