Fultz may/will end up being the worst move of that draft but at least there was some thought beforehand by a number of people that he should be #1. But did anybody who actually watches basketball, other than the Lakers, really think that Lonzo was better than Fox??

I am the writer of that overpopulation question and in my defense I submitted that question after a weekend where a large chunk of my time was spent in Times Square and I kept looking to the heavens to see if a hydrogen bomb was on its way to save me

I am an Eagles fan and I agree. Not the same team as last year. The whole secondary is dead as noted. Virtually no running game. Pieces missing from the D line. Players playing like crap. Oh well, shit happens.

That is A LOT of tweeting for someone who types with only their index fingers

Jon Runyan

How have I not seen that YouTube video of that guy burning all his shit before? And why does his entire backyard look like the bottom of a hamster cage?

It is moronic and unnecessary but I won’t wage war on this until my true enemy, TBS’s(?) baseball defensive alignment graphic, that they show nonstop during the playoffs and is completely useless unless there is some dramatic shift, is stricken from use forever

She’s fine

It doesn’t make it right but as someone once told me, Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between. And as a Philly resident who often drives across the state I can confirm that to be true. So at a minimum it doesn’t make the election results surprising

The best part about either of the Bengals Hard Knocks seasons was Mike Brown complaining about the amount of Gatorade the players were drinking during a staff meeting and a few seconds later asking for the coaches to go ahead and cut some guys a couple days before the cut deadline. Like it was more important to save a…

I dont think you know what the word “literally” means...

With the $5,200 the owners save by not purchasing the NFL Sunday Ticket package, they say their Beef O’ Brady’s location will offer 40-percent food discounts to veterans on Sunday game days.

The R-words haven’t won an offseason championship in a while so their big fatty checkbook will come out next year and he’ll be in Washington

Theory 1: The ump flinched as the pitch came in and didn’t really see the batter’s full motion so he deferred to the 1st base ump who wasn’t paying attention until he saw everyone gesturing at him and, deciding it was just safer to call a check swing rather than a strike, did just that

I’m a Stoke fan (fuck) and found him to be one of the few players who actually cared and gave them a chance down the stretch. If he was selfish he had to be because the rest of the lineup was hot garbage

I can’t think of one that I was obsessed with but I do remember everyone having to do a report on a foreign country and I was assigned Burundi. That was some hard research in the pre-internet days.

I would expect this more at a Max Brenner

“No seriously, the Raptors are like, really good this year” - UVA

Looking forward to this episode of Outside the Lines

The hamburger bit is pretty good though...