Wait... WHAT?!

Right? I want to open the bag and go to town–not work!

I bought a little torch just for Crème Brûlée(it's my favorite dessert). But it's too fun to use on just one thing–time to try it on a kit kat!

What a time to be alive.

Who's that 13 year old with progeria who's coming out of Hot Topic?

You're making them sound even better.

I dunno. I'm high right now and I'm still not wanting one.

chili. OMG.

waitwhat

which, the cotton candy ones? Haha, they've started a global addiction to something that's hard to get stateside. I should be a dealer. I bet I could mark these things well past the profit margin of heroin!

Wait, WHAT?! What are they like when you bake them?

They're really good. Strawberry is crazy good. The coffee, wasabi and brandy-orange ones, not so much.

I've been going to Japanese grocery stores to get the flavors they're trying out (I have no idea why Japan gets all the cool trial American sweets like green tea kit-kats, but they do). And I want to be the first to say...

Once you accept your SO is cheating on you every other hour it gets easier.

Yeah. It's automated to do that. There's a few inside jokes with my accounts in happy to let you in on...

(God, I love that site.)

It's a good idea to practice casing your own house by first casing your neighbor's.

Colorado and California craft beer rules. Blame the weed.

A lot of people seem to love wax or liquids. I don't like how a lot of people make wax, etc. I'd rather get a natural hit if I can. I have enough kief to get me to the higher levels–plus I crank it to 190* C to get the CBD when it's bedtime. (I used C because I care about your feelings. Celsius = caring.)

You will be very happy when you do.