Paul Anka (ft. Lisa $impson) “Just Don’t Look”

Excellent series as was the micro series

Ha! Awesome pick. Altars of Madness was my second metal purchase on Compact Disc.

Seems like a nice enough guy

#Imwithbowling

Lifehacker needs to do a story on how to write

Not to play Mr. fix-it here, but I always run a 50/50 mixture of coolant to water through all my presidential candidates

I know what we can do with both states.

I love Amy Goodman. She is my spirit animal. If any of you were fortunate enough to donate whatever amount to get to the pledge level including the dinner with Amy please chime in and tell me how it was – but know, first, that I’m jealous of you

I know your remark about America feeling great again was sarcastic but I need to tell you that I observed America’s balls in examination today and asked America to turn it’s head and cough and, I don’t know another way to say this, there was a lump

Not sure if Mike Birbiglia likes to be referred to as bedbug infestation

Part of me is scared of what and enraged exalted cyclops will do after hearing the news he’s being stripped of an eponym. Pray for the brave villagers.

This will double Clark Griswold’s productivity.

Fuck gun violence, fuck the gun lobby and all that but I call bullshit on anyone who read Herself and didn’t think, even for a moment, you go girl.

‘I wouldn’t be dating a black girl I were a racist’.

But I submit to you he got caught in a logic circle. Once you think of something similar it’s hard to go back.

With a fair face and auburn hair?

I’m down for the bake sale.

BECAUSE SHE’S A NATIONAL FUCKING TREASURE!

Robert Jooooorrrdan Roobbbeeeerrrtt Jooooorrrrrdddannnnnnn!!!